jools268 3:08 Wed Sep 21
Chavs
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What is it with their love for scummy grey jogging bottoms and spitting everywhere.
Fucking revolting bastards.
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Northern Sold
3:08 Wed Sep 21
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I got a pair of scummy grey Nike jogging bottoms... and I gob... fuck you
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jools268
3:10 Wed Sep 21
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Then trade in your Lab for staffie you feckless fucking yoof!
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The Cult Of Bob
3:14 Wed Sep 21
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Saw one particularly obese woman the other day wearing tracksuit bottoms. The motif up the side of the leg was a cleverly altered adidas logo that bore a resemblace to a ganja leaf instead, with the word 'addicted' beneath it. I thought at the time that a cream cake would have been a more fitting logo.
Naturally, to round the whole look off, she was pushing two mongy looking ginger kids in a pram.
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Northern Sold
3:15 Wed Sep 21
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Actually talking about Chav's I got the hound out early this am over one of our local parks... in the middle of it is a basketball court with a new space age shelter... as you can imagine the graffiti artist's have got there already... here is a selection of my favs...
“David ordered… 14 kebabs… 9 cheeseburgers… 5 chips… and a f*cking DIET coke”
“Curtis has warts on his b*mhole”
“Ralph Harris raped Kieron”
“Dave has a childs size p3nis”
“Dave got touched by Jimmy Saville”
“jack Phillips Mum is a crack head wh0re… I w@nked over her when I was younger”
“Feed the Birds… then shoot them in the head the greedy f*cking things”
“Paul Taylor wants to finger Andy Murray’s b*mhole”
“Curtis cries over Katie even though she has g3nital warts”
“Wooley drinks 3 litres of vodka in ONE day”
“Jay got clyde kidnapped by his girlfriends Mum’s best mate”
And best of all… where there is a round hole in the shelter someone has drawn some hair around it and said `Fern’s fanny - Free s3x’
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jools268
3:19 Wed Sep 21
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How delightful.
Was in Basildon this morning and its just chock full of the fuckers.
Some woman was force feeding her 2 year old a Greggs jumbo sausage roll with one hand and sucking on a spliff in the other, and a rat faced little cunt was kicking the door of a bus.
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Northern Sold
3:21 Wed Sep 21
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Ha Ha Ha!!!!
Greggs... the staple diet of Basildon
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One Word
3:24 Wed Sep 21
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Sold.. I may have ordered all that food and a Diet Coke , but my cock is massive and Jimmy Saville was just a close friend
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Kelly Smunt
3:27 Wed Sep 21
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Jools,
Better that than force feeding her 2 year old a spliff while sucking on Gregg's jumbo sausage.
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Trevor B
3:29 Wed Sep 21
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Who's Gregg?
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Kelly Smunt
3:31 Wed Sep 21
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Probably the kid's latest 'uncle'.
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CrowleyHammer
3:31 Wed Sep 21
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“Feed the Birds… then shoot them in the head the greedy f*cking things”
Ag Ag Ag, dont know why but that cracked me up!
The graffiti in my town is mostly a banksy rip off such as a guy in an old fashioned diving suit with buy local etc.
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Grumpster
3:34 Wed Sep 21
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Northern Sold 3:15 Wed Sep 21
Now as much as a lot of youngsters are cocks nowadays, they are brilliant and so credit where it's due.
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jools268
3:45 Wed Sep 21
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I had to get a bus (yeargghh) last year as trains were buggered and some grubby oik and his greasy girlfriend were huffing on a crack pipe at the back of the bus.
They were trying to be all clandestine, bending down and hiding behind her primark bag to light it, but then the girl dropped a rock and her gallant beau was down on the ground quick as a flash, snuffling around like a truffle hunting pig, if the pig was addicted to crack cocaine and had a clumsy, skinny wretch of a girlfriend.
A very unedifying sight to behold.
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Eddie B
3:46 Wed Sep 21
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It's the epidemic of tattoos that's so odd. Fat birds in vest tops covered in tattoos is the standard look in any shopping centre these days.
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Gavros
3:48 Wed Sep 21
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there arent any chavs where i live.
plenty in essex, mind.
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jools268
3:52 Wed Sep 21
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Gav
You have probably become "Chav Blind" and there are hundreds, you just dont notice them.
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jools268
3:55 Wed Sep 21
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Women with scraped back hair, because they are too stoned to wash it, and blokes walking about at 8 in the morning sporting a natty line in cider cans.
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B6NY B
3:56 Wed Sep 21
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Anyone English by you, gav?
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Eddie B
3:58 Wed Sep 21
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Tattooed writing above the left tit whatsthatallaboutthen?
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